Saturday, February 27, 2010

Loose Versus Lose

Spelling mistakes are common and I usually don't cringe when I see one. However, one of the most reoccurring spelling mistakes written by netizens is the substitution of "loose" where the correct word "lose" LOOSELY evades the author's mind. I want you all to know this shit makes me LOSE my mind and I hate you if ever pull this shit again. Therefore this is for all you dumb fuckers out there that don't know the difference between "loose" and "lose".

Lose - To undergo deprivation of something of value.
Example: I often lose my composure when I see people misusing the word "lose".

Loose - Not tightly drawn or stretched.
Example: Your mother's pussy is loose. It is so loose that I can clap with my hands in there.

Each time you create such an amateur spelling mistake you should be sacked.

Concentration

Prepping for discussion class:

"Imagine working in a nuclear power plant during an emergency... Failblog, hahahaha... What should you infer? The valid... Scarlet Johansen, she is SO HOT... Hmmm, I wonder what the Olympic medal count is at right now... The reliable factors, F(9,252) =... Blah blah blah skip this section... The inference is easy but the premises... Must keep awake, must keep awake. Damn, I want to nap. Just 10 minutes... Empirical work. What the fuck did I just read?"

Lately, life's a bitch.